Clark4Prez

There it is…….I said it Merry Christmas. Not happy holidays, Merry Christmas, if that offends anyone so be it. I despise the generic happy holidays, I don’t deny anyone their holidays, so don’t try and deny me mine. Thank you.

Being the hopeful candidate of the people let me tell you how average Joe American has spent the Christmas Eve morning. At some point during the night my water heater decided to rust out, so I have been dealing with the subsequent mess and the hassle of figuring out how to pull off the traditional feast with the water shut off. Stop and think about that for a moment……. Now with that in mind remember this, I have a wife and four daughters and no water. The whole point of telling you this is: If I can handle that kind of stress I will certainly not be bothered by high stress situations when I am in the White House. At my morning briefing when they tell me that Iran is very close to having a nuclear weapon, I’ll look at my staff and with the look that only a father of four daughters can have and say, “Tell them I said stop it.” If that doesn’t work and it almost never does, I’ll try something else. Until that time however, I have plumbing problems to think about.

So, Merry Christmas to everyone, and if you don’t celebrate Christmas then I hope you enjoy whatever holiday you do choose to celebrate where ever it is they celebrate that holiday. Cause in MY America we still celebrate Christmas.