What to do about Iran
January 8th, 2007
This is a little post I like to call “What to do about Iran?” Wanna hyea it? Hyea it go.
Isreal.
That’s it. Simple enough and I’m sure they would be more than happy to help out.
That’s it for tonight
Thanks
Comment by Clark — 1/8/07 @ 6:13 pm
The answer is stained glass. You see, not only does Iran have an abundance of oil, they also have vast quantities of quartz sand. This being a major component of glass manufacturing along with stray deposits of soda ash and potash we are bound to run across only leaves us with the third part of the process - heat. This is where the Isrealis come in. Depending on the size of the thermonuclear device employed, we could be witness to the largest single piece of glass ever manufactured in the world. Of course, we will no doubt run across deposits of iron, cobalt and other oxides of metals to yield the brilliant colors we find in church windows all across America - stained glass. This would be much preferred to the ugly landscape a nuclear detonation would leave.
Comment by Doc Butler — 4/12/07 @ 1:44 pm