The Justice System
My administration will put justice back in the justice system. I intend to revamp the entire system. First thing I’d like to do is to add the “he needed killin” defense for murder. If you are charged with murder and you can convince a jury of your peers that the deceased did indeed “need killin” you would be not guilty. The herd could use a little thinning out anyway.
Which is why I think cars should be equipped with some sort of close range missle system. That way when some self important-cell phone using-Lexus driving-checking his watch-no driving ass, eases his way into the left turn lane only to stop and wait to merge, thereby cutting off your legal turn, and scratching the side of your ten year old Ford Escort, the offending driver could be vaporized. Score another one for evolution. He needed killin.
If everyone were to take the same no nonsense stand we could possibly wipe out the stupid gene in just a few short generations.
Clark



