Clark4Prez

There is a little heard of condition that is affecting millions of baby boomer males and will undoubtedly affect millions more unless something is done about it. For just as gravity (in its relentless quest to bring everything that is up, down) takes hold a woman’s mammary glands and pulls them ever closer to earth as the years go by, so does it take hold of a man’s scrotum. My administration will take immediate steps to make life easier for those men who suffer from this oft times debillitating condition.

One of the first things the Small administration would do would be to enact legislation to raise the minimum clearance from seat to water line on a toilet stool. We Rennesaince Rednecks believe this will help men and women alike.

The benefits to men would be enormous. No more getting up at 4:00 a.m. to get ready to go to work, still feeling warm and cozy from the bed, only to squat and sit on the porcelain throne and being shocked by the sudden sensation of one’s nutsack hitting the icy cold water of the toilet bowl. This gives new meaning to the old joke……”This water’s cold”….”Yeah, deep too”

Although the benefits to women may not be as great, We are sure it will help some. Our plan would surely keep thousnads of nipples off the cold marble tile of the bathroom floor. It is our understanding that grout chafe is quite miserable. This one smiple measure will help relieve the misery of millions of people.

Remember, the Rennesaince Redencks will work to help make this a dryer more comfortable America.

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